slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

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serrible:

richarcl:

im goin 2 use 3d printing technology to make myself a man, with blonde hair and a tan

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lanfleming:

So we had a project in astronomy to sell a constellation that had to include a rubric full of requirements. This is what my best friend submitted instead.. He got an A.

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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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  • SPN Season 1: Let's use Christo to find out if they're a demon
  • SPN Seasons 2-4: Let's exorcise all demons to save their vessels
  • SPN Seasons 5-9: Lol let's stab the guy and see if he glows when he dies
iceblossomtardis:

ive seen this post many times before and i never noticed that the rock one is actual lyrics by rise against and this makes me happy cos maybe the others are real lyrics too.

iceblossomtardis:

ive seen this post many times before and i never noticed that the rock one is actual lyrics by rise against and this makes me happy cos maybe the others are real lyrics too.

bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

(via embracetheawesome)

supernaturalapocalypse:

whiskers-come-from-within:

danisnotonphilsmum:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

real lines. no joke.

Sam is like a 16 year old trying to get served in a bar

no it actually was a 16 year old in sam’s body haha

what even is this show

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